This is not a ladylike post. It's dirty. Grimy. Funky and down right sex on toast. If this offends you, you shouldn't be here. Please go to HERE and do something more wholesome. Try the curry.Regulars of Smack Dab will know that I've been on a cock-drought. I'd broken my
clit from self-abuse, worked in a non-sexy job and decided the casual bad sex was worse than having no sex at all so basically cobwebs grew and my hymen grew over. Just when I thought I'd had my best sex and quivered my last quiver, I met Shaun and we decided to share some skin and bump uglies.
Step aside Mr
Czechoslovakia. Step aside Michael. Step aside all of the previous cock I've glorified here at Smack Dab. There is a new man on the scene and I'm still recovering from the pounding that he gave me on the weekend.
To say that he dusted Smacks' cobwebs would be a severe
understatement. After I was finally able to lift his big
muscly arm off me in the morning, I was happy to find a comfortable chair the next day and sigh in sore relief, as I pulled my knickers on and head home.
Shaun has given permission to share the goods. He's happy to be immortalised on the pages of Smack Dab. Forever cached in Googles history as a monumental screw. Bless.
So hooray, my sex blog fodder has returned... and by the looks of our matching libidos, I'd suggest you check back here often.
To the sweet-hearts that emailed they were a little bit jealous, you should be...*smooch*
Stay tuned.
x
22 smacks:
Yay! You deserve every inch!
Smack got it smacked well, eh?
I feel dirty just reading that... insanely jealous.
My taxi driver pash doesn't even come close to that...
Chilean goddess, thanks... I enjoyed every inch!
Wow, uh huh...and I loved it.
Ben, honey. *smooch* You better get ready. I haven't even started on recounting the stories.
xx
Hell yes!
Woohooo!!! *happy dances*
you go grrrrrl!!!! =D
oxox
Hee-Ha...YAY! So it was you two that made the earth shake the other day. woo!
Cock...yum. I love em when they're that good.
Glad you're back on the saddle cow girl.
Wow, just came by to say I'm back blogging, couldn't do without it and this is what I find..... brilliant!!
Glad to hear that your born again hymen has been blown away. Speaking of blowing - I hope you were a lady and .....
There's nothing as good as good sex. I'm happy for you. I'm also envious as hell!
OK, who had 7 years 9 months 2weeks and 5 days in the 'Smack's Drought Lotto'...
Way to go.
Or come.
Whatever, I'm happy for you.
From half way around the world - yaaaayyyyyyy to you!!
And hoping to end my own short drought in a couple of days, if she makes it into town.
Look forward to updates Cath!
Totally wholesome. And righteous. So testify, girl!
Atta boy Shaun. Somebody hadda do it. Of course now she's gonna be blogging about butterflies and how certain clouds look like bunnies.... but that's what ya get when ya stomp the rough edges off for a little while.
Hey... you wanna have some REAL fun? Grab on with both arms and wrap both legs around her. Then in the middle of everything whisper in her ear "I read your blog, I can probably do better". You'll probably thank me later for never having such a wild time. You're welcome.
YAYYYY :) I'm glad you're all refreshed now, here's to more of them *clink*
Great to hear. He sounds sexy. Go for it and let us know all the details!
Nice. *thumbs up* :)
May the rest of us have even half as much luck. n___n
Thanks for bigging me up, Smackers.
There's no need to cover for me by pretending that my name's Shaun. I'm quite happy to be revealed as the guy electrifying your bean.
On that subject ...
What has a woman's ass and a 9 volt battery got in common ?
You know that even though it's wrong, one day you've just got to put your tongue on it.
Everyone can use a good screw now and then...
hehe, thanks everyone.
You're all sweet as ever.
x
Well done you! And a big hug of course... ;-)
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