'If it doesn't hurt, then you're not doing it right' is my motto when working out at my gym. Sean, the PT, is a young cute blonde thing without an ounce of any mysognistic male in him!
He's just a honey and he's supervising me for training three times a week for 45 mins a pop.
I quite like the cross-trainer and the treadmill and even didn't mind the rowing machine but god I wish they'd change the television channel. My body is hurting as I type this and I couldn't be bothered shutting my office blinds when I changed so hope there were no heart-attacks across the road.
I'm on a mission to get fit and tone up and lose my fat ass! The skinny girl inside of me is 'give me some chocolate bitch" and I'm saying 'here, have an apple!' It's a battle of demons, that's for sure.
In other news, I have two dates this week. Yup, you heard it here. One is James. He's 27. He's a nice enough chap, shame about the name. He's a political advisor/lawyer. We have similar taste in music and this is a casual drink of a fine red! I met James through a musical forum online. I don't have any real romantic feelings at this stage - just another mate - but who knows.
The second is Shaun, he's 38, two girls (7,10) and employed as an IT professional for an American company. He's all mushy, lovey-dovey and thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread. He's also 6ft 1, a Virgo (highly compatible for those playing at home) and we have heaps in common. I met him through mutual friends. We're going for coffee, although he wanted to take me to dinner to his favourite restaurant after learning that I'm a foodie. He also has my dream home on the cliff faces of the ocean at Hallett Cove. We're planning to hook up there and take his dog for a walk. Bliss!
Up until about 6 months ago, I was still blissfully happy to be single, but lately I've become a bit lonely and have decided to start looking for love again. I feel very comfortable around Shaun and although we haven't been intimate, I know we're both thinking about it.
Wish me luck. Although I'm a sensual tactile girl, it's been a long time since I was intimate (Shaun knows this too) and I'm worried I might burst when he touches me.
I haven't told him that I have a blog either and he's quite the gentleman so I'm not sure what he'd make of my sex stories here. If the timing is right, I'll ask him if he wants to be glorified here before I close the blog. Or maybe, he'd love being the star of the show and the blog will remain open. Who knows, until then, I wish you all the best.
Love,
Cath
15 smacks:
It's good to have choices...
:)
dare dare double dare you to make the first move.
Hope it all goes well. If anything, it will be nice to get out and be treated like a lady should be.
And yay for the gym! I just signed up. Going to Zumba class tomorrow and shaking what my mama gave me.
(trying desperately to wind Ms Smack's visitor counter backwards.....
oh you're such a good girl... wish i could get my fat arse into gear and get motivated to step back onto the trampoline and do some walking.
two blokes! huzzah!!
i vote for the last suggestion..that your blog remains open. but that's just me being shellfish. ;)
xox
Wishing you all the best for the dates, Ms Smack. Either guy would be a lucky man to be your someone. :o)
And you tell that skinny girl inside you to shut the FU and enjoy her damn apples! :o) I am missing my gym time so much! You can do it!
boo! my son is named james....
:o(
An IT professional for an American company living in Australia? Hmm, do they have any openings?
You absolutely can NOT close this blog, by the way. That would be a crime!
Wishing you luck and want to know the next installment! :)
hey, good girl for the gym stuff.
Of course regular Smack-addicts will know that if Shaun is hung like a bee, there'll be no happy ending to this story.
Ahem, my name might be James too. At least its less a) violent or b) possibly drug-related than "Ms. Smack" ;o)
xl, everyone needs choices, I agree...
Stephen, no need. He beat me to it. We're having coffee again on Sunday. He's VERY keen...
Chilean goddess, thanks, sister...xx
Mike, aw, you're so sweet. I haven't looked lately. Is it there yet?
Ute, smooch. I'll keep you posted on the gory details!
Miss E, you're so lovely. Thanks heaps. We should go and see another movie together. I like the lollies you bring!
Kitty - You know I love James and Ben! xx
Stephen, I'll think about it...xx
Kate, I'll keep you posted, blog closure or not! xx
Aqualung, mystery visitor. Thanks for your comment. You're still stuck on that? Go and re-read the post, honey. Love still conquers all. Who are you, anyway! Your link back to wikipedia made me laugh aloud, thanks! xx
Man at the Pub, I didn't know that Smack was a reference to a drug until much later... and smack a kid, yeh, sure, I can take that. But in truth, it's a shortened version of honeysmack, or David. I used to have sentimental attachment to one of his tunes....
Thanks everyone!
I cant imagine why you would do gym when you could do james or shaun... ahem...
=O
omg!!!
SPRUNG!!!
larfing much
Aye Carumba....
xx
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