Thursday, January 08, 2009

# 616 Happy Birthday Mutley

So... tomorrow is Mutley's birthday....I 'met' Mutley when he first starting blogging in late 2006. He was a part of a legion of UK readers that came and went. Some stayed and he was one of them. He's a darling. He's kind. Passionate. Honest. Unique and simply a beautiful person.

He wrote a a couple of sexy posts about the time I went over there and shagged him and some others rotten. I left him a red satin g-string as a gift. He never gave it back.

We have talked on the phone about life and stuff and on msn, and gmail and he's just well, the best thing since sliced bread. If I am ever in the UK, I'm totally taking him out to dinner and we're gonna get sloshed.

GO over THERE and give him a big mushy sloppy kiss eh? He's just an all-round-nice-guy.

All the best, R.
xx

Edit: I didn't really go over there...


7 Comments:

Errant Gosling said...

You surprise me, Ms. Smack. I like it.

Ms Smack said...

How so Errant? :)

Jules said...

This is the second time today I have seen that photo, it's over on EmmaK's blog too, hers is about lung cancer and alcoholism though.

Errant Gosling said...

Just a side of you I hadn't yet seen or read much about. Good post.

The Dirty Rat said...

Smackie.
A word of warning.
If Mr. Mutley is unconscious you should place him in the 3/4 prone position in case he vomits and chokes on it. I hope that cigarette isn't burning, he could injure himself or set his house on fire. Lastly who the fuck shaved his chest and genital area? The last time I saw him it was like an explosion in a mattress factory!

mutleythedog said...

I AM an alcoholic with lung cancer... some people take life a bit serious don't they Ms S ?:-))
Thanks so much for the post and the comments, and the chat and the sexy phone calls... I am sorry the UK visit was entirely a fantasy...I am exactly as pictured but I have a bigger willy... and a hot tub, and a personal massager... tempted yet?

phishez said...

He didn't give you back your g string?

For shame Mutts. For shame.

Happy birthday, and big boobie hugs!