30 things guys should know about girls...
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt
.3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..
11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can not get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
**NB: Copied this list from rosaposa :)
http://rosaposa.blogspot.com/
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10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
exactly, i for instance, eat krill aaaalll the time :P
mehehe
sorry, my sense of humour just burst out there and i couldnt stop it typing .
you know, that list is really quite true, its a shame boys dont listen/read tho...(psst, adrian, what with you being pinochio and everything, you know that comment doesnt aply to you. you bought me an icecream :) )
btw, anonymous is at it again
31. Guys please, it's all about trust - not sex, not macho chest thumping, not how far you've managed to climb up the greasy career pole, not having piles of money to shower lovely gifts on us (although that's nice). We give out that trust carefully, more so if our "dumped score" is getting high, and you will fuck us up big time if you take that trust and flush it down the thomas without a second thought.
Don't betray our trust, pleeeease.
Mary: Amen sister
Faerie: you're too cute!!!
Rosa: thanks for the post :)
32. ALways compliment the girl on her hair. If she hasn't done anything to it, she'll take it as a compliment. If she HAS had something done to it recently, she'll be chuffed that you "noticed"...
It's win-win.
Good point Andy! I agree completely!
Maybe you should write a 30 things girls should know about guys for us?
:)
Touch her hair.. dont just compliment her on it.. when you talk to her look in her eyes and touch her hair.. her face.. let her know she has your full attention.(women are not all emotions and thoughts..be tactile we like to be touched as much as men like to be touched) I truly think if guys knew how to let a woman know how special she was with just a look, or a touch life would be so much more pleasant..sighhhh
ps you know if i decide to give up on the male of the species... im coming after you C
I wait with much anticipation K :)
I found this post via Andy and Krystle's blogs coz they're swell people.
I must say it's a bloody impressive list and a valuable insight into the better sex's internal mechanics. It must've been an exhaustive process.
I'm not sure I agree with #14 though. Personally, I'd say if a girl was with a guy whose first action was to beat the shit out of another guy who was bothering you because you said it was his right to, I'd think he was a moron, possibly a dipshit. He may be a beefcake or a certified genius but in my eyes he'd be a dumbassed moron. Whatever the case, if a girl is with a guy whose first action is to beat up another guy because he's bothering her and approves the act then I'm inclined to think the two deserve each other. In fact, she should keep him and never let him go. Maybe that way some other girl/woman will avoid the wonders of being in a relationship with a mongoloid.
Just a thought, not a personal criticism. Loved the list.
:)
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